Funniest Thing Yet

This happened a couple of years ago, but still funny. All my life I've been accident prone, tripping over anything, (and nothing too), falling down stairs on my butt, ect ect...
Anyway, I'd just had surgery on my left knee, and was hopping into WalMart on my crutches, thinking I was doing pretty good with the crutches. Well, I get inside the first doors, and I'm about halfway to the other set of doors left foot (My whole left leg was still deadened from the nerve block from the surgery) gets tangled up in my crutches. I went to go and put that leg down for balance, forgetting about the nerve block, and it won't support me, so I toppled backward and landed nice and safetly on my butt. I started giggling immediatly, while these three older women tried to insist I'd fainted. I told them "No no, I tripped over my crutches. I've had 27 years to adjust to this!"
  My friend asked "What do you want me to do!?" 
  Still laughing I answered, "Get me a cart, and lets get the hell outta here!"
  Her-"Are you sure you're ok?"
  Me-"Yep. Only thing that's been hurt is just my pride."
Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982
31-35, F
1 Response Sep 15, 2012

thats a good one. put a smile on my face.

I'm glad it did. I like making people smile!