Dojiko Ftw

I walk into walls, trees, signs, I trip all the time...It`s a wonder I didn`t kill myself yet. As martial artists out there know, hitting hard stuff toughens you up. I hit my head so many times it`s damn near indestructible by now, no kidding, my friends have running jokes about that. Could tank a falcon punch, immune to headshots, if I headbutt a gamecube the universe blows, locker buster...The last one is actually true lol, I banged my head on lockers in highschool and it messed up the doors pretty bad. Anyway, point is I`m a huge klutz, I guess it has to do with being absent-minded and kind of an airhead sometimes. Maybe I should carry a med kit.