I Was a Waitress, and I Say Wa...I was a waitress, and I say WAS because...
I was working with my friends in a restaurant when...
a. I set the bin on fire with a lit cigarette.
b. Dropped a pizza on to a customer's lap.
c. And then got fired for having 'bullshit" on my t-shirt in teeny weeny letters!
d. That was after we had the wet cloth fight over the customers heads.
We were just having fun.