Help! I``````````````````````m Locked Out Of My Homepage !musta been bout 2 weeks ago that i went out and got me one `a these here computer gizmos.Ever since` seems i`m in a daze and no foolin`,dang thing don`t make no sense nohow. first of all,it didn`t come with an e-struction book or any indication how to do alla the things i done heard about and i had to have my buddy mike to boot er up-than he splits. "can`t be that hard i sez-lets see email.....gets to the site okay and an application appears-user name;guess they want me to make one up. hmmmmm...sasserfrass,thats good. it ain`t good to the guys runnin the joint: no such user name listed!, it flashes. course not i made it up silly WALLOP.COM guy ! this repeats several times with other handles and i decide to scroll down lookin` to give the WALLOP.COMpeople a verbal (virtual) wallop in their com.well when i get down i realize the place i had been foolin with was for folks already E_mailed up cause it sez:want to start anew account? second try:IT accepts Sasserfrasseroff@WALLOP.COM but starts askin some peculiar and awfully personal questionsthat the you ess post office ain`t interested in but every things goin` ok till they show yours truely an eye chart::mkopiuyb stinks.. what does thissay? not a darn thing,i think. is this the psychological part a` the test? whos mkopiuyb(mc O )for short) and why does he stink? mebbe anew quaterback ??? well, not knowing , i just repeated Mkopiub Stinks don`````````````````t know why.. Wrong!case sensitive Try Again!To shorten this HISTRIONIC tale i finally figgered they meant:What letters are shown?OK`but why didn`t you say that ? Just as i think i`m done they gift me with anew password:7u8cvd44. iwrote it down but live in dread of losing the paper(i`m a bit like lt. columbo) the whole time i`ve had this contraption the problems continue.I can``````````````````````````````t find my address bar and can only get to,say E.P. by usin` the search engine. Once here,i`ll only get baack by the search engine. to top it all off WALLOP mail is now MACRONET LIVE WALLOP. they claim my old i. d. and password will still work . ain`t so magee! mike(remember him?-the guy who set up my rig) promises to come soon and help with this. don`t hurry,old buddy. i`m sittin` here in my P.J.s babbling on at1:20 am to a computer screen. they keep tellin`me the NETimproves life.coulda fooled me bookerdana PS just found my web cam. anyone who wants to see agrown man cry..well you don`t believe me.
bookerdana 51-55, M 3 Responses 3 Nov 11, 2011