Celebrity Mum Of The Year
There is a magazine in Britain that holds a Celebrity Mum of the Year competition. The entry requirements appear to be that you have to have popped one out and that, at some point during the last year, you have popped up in the press a bit too.
Previous winners include Sharron Osbourne, who has two children who have both been in therapy.
Kerry Katona, the former girl-band member, bankruptcy victim and habitual coke user
And Jordan/Kaite Price, who sold every second of her family life to Reality TV before flitting off to Ibiza to be photographed acting like a general *****-bag.
The whole award seems to advocate notoriety and general media-whoredom over good parenting to the point where they award the useless miscreant for (in my opinion) abusing their child.