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Just Smile and Nod.

But more than just that.....I think sometimes my train of thought is confusing to follow for some people. I am random..I am flakey.

But would I be a better person if I made sense to everyone? NO.

Random thoughts : Why do some cleaning chemicals say that they are approved by the EPA but you have to wear gloves?     

Why do muchie companies sell us a bag of damn air? I mean really can't they pack those doritoes bags a little better?

Why are they called M&Ms? Is that the creators initials..or is it for MMMMMM as in yummy?

Why do people go fishing..for fish..and not hunt for hunts? Why don't they call it deering..or bearing. Why hunt anyway..can't you just buy food at the supermarket? I can't stand trophey hunters.

Why does fleece make hair go poof? What is in there anyway?

Why is toilet paper white..wouldn't it be easier to leave out the bleach? I don't want bleach on my ***.

Is the Ep picture thingy a bunch of people celebrating...or is it a symbol of some sort..what does it mean?

 

Okay..now lets dance

luckypickle luckypickle 26-30 129 Responses Sep 20, 2009

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Here's a random thought for you...some cleaning products have a claim that they kill 99.9% of bacteria. What is that 1% and why can't we seem to kill it?

Haha you just made your kitty happy!

It's ok lucifer as long as it was for a good cause.....pickle and bc are soooo hot tonight it feels like we are at your place.....lol

Sorry about that Oldnwise, but it was for a good cause!!!!!<br />
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*Druella roars in background*<br />
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I LOVE YOU TOO SWEETIE!!!!!<br />
*dances for his cat*

Lmao! *tosses you another wash cloth* I must find her!

ummmm.....I really , really needed that washcloth pickle....do you have another......and where did that yummy bc girl get off too.......I still have lots of $2 bills to tuck on her somewhere....lol

...............That's hot...<br />
*dances to techno rave music on knees.*<br />
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Too bad I'm not wearing my tuxedo thongs. THEN this would be a party. And if Bob were here.

*tosses popcorn ball* Can you eat the whole thing in one bite? *pats your head* muahaha I think I like you on your knees.

OOOOOOH YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!<br />
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*eats them in mid-air, pants and walks to you, kneels before you expectantly*

*tosses you popcorn*

OH MY GOD I NEED THAT!!!!!<br />
*snatches wash cloth from LP, runs behind EP shed, washes down Druella the cat*<br />
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Anybody got any snacks?

Awww thanks sappy!

Lucky you bring on serious LOL's... You have to post more of your random thoughts. And you are not flaky!

*smacks lucifer's other cheek* I've got some lube for ya babe!<br />
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Lol *hands wash cloth to oldwise* Do with it what you will.

I really like the close close up ms pickle..and Bc wow!<br />
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(needs ice pack and drool rag)

OUCH!!!! *rubs a** delicately*<br />
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Now do the other cheek.<br />
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Hey! Anybody know where I can get some bread around here? Or some vasaline?

Lmao! Did you just call me sleazy! *smack*<br />
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Nope..just straight vodka..I'm all out of bread.

God this place is sleazy right now....................*pinches nipples hard and spins right round like a record pla<x>yer*<br />
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Anybody got any vodka-soaked bread?

*grinds on jills laps*

AWW maybe if I swing around the pole real slow with pickle you'll like me too. Ilike you and if you talk dirty to me I'll punish you with a good licking.

I'm sizziling for you tonight baby! <br />
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*lap dances oldwise*

I'm not sure I am giving out handfuls of new 42 dollar bills...could be 50 or more....lol<br />
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But I am saving most of it for pickle and BC...they are just hot tonight

*dances on pole and swings around slowly*

Do you know how to pole dance? Come closer I'll show you. Sorry old and wise I moved when you tried to stick that 50 in my ****** It was a 50 right?

Yeah baby! *strips down and joins jill*

ummmm....yer tallywacker is flapping in the breeze

I sure don't......(tosses handful of $ at jillian)

I rushed over so fast,I forgot to put clothes on,does anyone mind?

mmmmmmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmmmm.......you both look oh so delishius tonight

Hahahaha you like that don't ya baby!

Where's that BC girl....I am paying for a double...heeeheehee

Ooooh baby..let's get dirty!

mmmmmm...you two have changed my thoughts about celebacy....I love short women.....(graps pickle for a much closer look

*lap dances for oldwise* yeah baby! You're here!

Tosses two bundles at luckypickle and BC for a double lap dance

ONW has arrived with a bag full of new $2 bills

Works for me baby! ***** for me babe!

*holds nose* don't sniff it babe!

Here's to all things random!!!<br />
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Woot to rainy days and bug spray.

*wiggles ****

*pours vodka in tea*

LOL

Yep...I spiked it! muahaha!

Yeah. You are right. <br />
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Have you tried Dim Sum?

*stairs at empty bottle* damn babe! My turn!

*dances dirty for BC*

..This story is about random thought....<br />
then what we got in the comment? lol<br />
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Ya naughty Pickle hahahahaha....

*licks neck and grinds Imps lap*

*Positioned against the walls, struck a pose that silently dared Pickle and bcgirl to defy me*<br />
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Now how bout that Imp?<br />
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LMAO

*graps ***** yeah baby!

*moved towards Pickle... push her to the corner... grab her a*s and smack it hard*<br />
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LMAO

*throws dollars into them*<br />
yeah<br />
smack her *** Topay!<br />
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i'm paying good money for this lol

Oooh smack that ***...I mean my ***..anyway.<br />
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*throws more dollars and teases topay*

*naughty walk to pickle and dance around her*<br />
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Ya should throw more dollars mam!<br />
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*smack pickle a*s then shake booty*

Oooh baby! *throws dollars*

*climbs to the pole then grinds on bcgirls*<br />
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lol

You baby you ride that pole so nicely. *swings into topay's lap*

Oooh now the fun can really begin!

lol now 3 hot women biting each other and dancing? ok i'm in!<br />
*grinds against Pickle*

Aww Pickle!! You look so damn hot!<br />
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*moving closer*

Whoohooo! Topay is here at last! *grinds on topay*

I see...<br />
This is why Pickle and Imp being naughty this night lol<br />
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*giggle*

*grabs BC and bites her breasts* mmmm you taste sweet. Imp...what will it take to get you up here?

you're going to have to try harder ;)<br />
this imp needs some impressing <br />
before he dances ;)

*brings up a gallon of cold water* <br />
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*tosses it on us* whoohooo let's show imp what he's missing!<br />
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*dances with BC and blows kiss to imp*

*tucks bills in your lace panties* Shake it baby! whoohoo!

WOooooo *dances on Imp ******** pole* thats why they call me whisper ;)

hell yeah lol, *slips 20 to BC*

*brings in Lucifers ******** pole* Don't worry...it has been cleaned.<br />
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*wrap legs around pole and twirls*

u dont need any of those guys, once Imps in the house baby ;)

We need lucifer as well. Yay imp joined us..<br />
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Damn wolf is camping tonight. <br />
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Anything for you baby! You wanna watch?<br />
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*grinds on BC's lap*

hey<br />
you two do privete dances? i got alot of dollars lol

*puts up pole and shakes **** puurrrrrrr baby!

*runs in the room* *looks down* crap I forgot clothes. *runs out and returns dressed*<br />
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Yay! *cranks up Volcano Girls by Veruca Salt*

Hah I was almost right! It is edible! *looks smug*

It's like afternoon tea but It's Chinese style not English style.

Okay...someone google it!

I thought that was that illegal gambling establishment in China Town?

Hey mother!<br />
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That's a food right?

*smack* that's a secret damnit!

Here a random thought <br />
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I like Dim Sum.

Yes i would, since you are so far up my anus currently.

Wouldn't you like to know!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....then what were you looking for again?

Hehe I'm lactose intolerant.

Huh? Oh no, my breasts won't be producing milk this month.

*follows you like little kitten* purrr.....any catnip out there?

Too rough? *spits out pubic hair and stands back up stretches, scratches tummy, then goes off into the woods to hunt for sprites*

Lmao!!! Hey now..nibble next time!

Well that would explain the red hair. *spits hair out of mouth*