I Am Conservative
I opened my email from a very dear friend of mine this morning in which she rattled off the following hilarious and potentially frighteningly accurate portrayal of what the future holds for Americans should the liberal agenda go forward as planned:
"Dear Slave: you are almost 40 and have given birth to 3 humans which this planet simply cannot afford. Our records show you have had a good life. We have determined to place you in hospice in lieu of these costly beta blockers you have been taking. We at the government take pride in what we do and our close monitoring of your life corroborates our decision. Your mandatory physician has been notified and will update your chip implant at your entry to our government run hospice facility." - E. Fagan
.. And liberals think they have the market cornered on wit and satire. Once again, they're wrong. ;)
"Dear Slave: you are almost 40 and have given birth to 3 humans which this planet simply cannot afford. Our records show you have had a good life. We have determined to place you in hospice in lieu of these costly beta blockers you have been taking. We at the government take pride in what we do and our close monitoring of your life corroborates our decision. Your mandatory physician has been notified and will update your chip implant at your entry to our government run hospice facility." - E. Fagan
.. And liberals think they have the market cornered on wit and satire. Once again, they're wrong. ;)
By:
Intelligently
Age:
31-35
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Female
