Blame it all on my roots,
I eat bamboo shoots,
And groom my black and whyatt hayerr...

I don't likely show,
'Cause I'm chased by RamboOH,
And I cain't fiiine no liiime-stohne laay-urr...

Immajinn muh surrprahhs,
I'm uh endane-jured priiize,
Geyytin cal'ries fer me izza pain!

I'm scurred t'take a pooiux,
'Cuz poachurrs'll runn meh throoo,
'N maake chyneee meds frumm'muh BRAAAYNNuh!

Lesss yuh loo-sinn muh scrooze,
Wit summadat THOR-uhzeene JOOOSE,
Dennuh' maht waaaake up onnah tRAAAAAAINNN

'Cuuuzzz I dooohnn't maaate, ihnn meeetall caYGezz,
Wurr ahwaayz LAYin' do-owwn,
'Cuzz duh zooo dooh'nt payy'uss,
Deyy juss giyuhv'uss haaay...

'N datts jusss wunnnts a daayyyuh!
...

Nayyoww I gaught fray-yens,
On wrasslinn' paagezz,
Wurr gee-nuss URSA's clouwns,
Witt RACK-hoooon fACus,
'N wurr hurrer tuh stAAy...
Butttt maay-buhh not, mmkayy...

Uuhmm nawt'ezz biggazza poe-lurr,
Dew 'tuh lawse uh habb'tayshun,
Geyyuss duh panders urr gawunn,
Frumme duh HO-Owe Nayshun,

'Cuuuzz wee dohn' mayte...
Ihnn mettull caaayGEyezz
LenapeYengwe LenapeYengwe
36-40
Aug 28, 2015