Story Of My Life

"It just never happened. When I was young, I tried, and it didn't happen. And then I got older, and I got more and more nervous, because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of weirded out about it. Then it really didn't happen, and then … I don’t know, I just kind of stopped trying." ~ Andy from The 40 Year Old Virgin

I used to have sex a lot, but after 4 years of being out of the game, this hits the nail on the head for me "/