I Am Discordian
Yes, I found a wig of pristine greyness on a mint condition styrofoam head at a local yard sale for $1. I repeat, it was $1.
It has brought great joy into my Discordian life. Almost as much joy as the entire gallon jar of 'google' eyes I found at a flea market last year (I wear the google eyes as a bindi over my pineal gland).
I actually 'work' as an artist.. I am torn between making a sculpture with my new wig and wearing it as a hat.
I guess this is the point where I am susposed to tell some story about how I was raised by dowdy Christians, was mocked at school, cry a lot, TYPE IN ALL CAPS, and in general just have 'hurt feelings'.
Fcuk that, Jack. I am a happy madwoman.
It's just me and my new wig, baby.
PS. If you also have a wig, I would appreciate pics, or a general idea of what it looks like.
It has brought great joy into my Discordian life. Almost as much joy as the entire gallon jar of 'google' eyes I found at a flea market last year (I wear the google eyes as a bindi over my pineal gland).
I actually 'work' as an artist.. I am torn between making a sculpture with my new wig and wearing it as a hat.
I guess this is the point where I am susposed to tell some story about how I was raised by dowdy Christians, was mocked at school, cry a lot, TYPE IN ALL CAPS, and in general just have 'hurt feelings'.
Fcuk that, Jack. I am a happy madwoman.
It's just me and my new wig, baby.
PS. If you also have a wig, I would appreciate pics, or a general idea of what it looks like.
By:
sonas76
Age:
36-40
,
Female
