A Random Thought from Tuesday Evening...

I need some some PBR and crutches. I'm gonna go cripster and play the pity card to bang all the hipster hotties in the east village. I may even need some artisanal, organic, hand carved ice to go in my mason jar full of distilled-in-some-local-guy's-bathtub gin to make this happen.

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DoctorBastardo DoctorBastardo
31-35, M
Apr 19, 2016