I Am Down the Rabbit Hole - Poems From "Recovery Road"
When your wife is crying,
When she feels like dying
This is what you have to do
Have a beer! This Bud’s for you.
When sex becomes a chore
Just don’t have it anymore
There’s something else you’d rather do
Have a beer! This Bud’s for you.
When you run your family out of the house
Because you’re acting like a drunken louse
It’s not your fault, you know it’s true
Have a beer! This Bud’s for you.
After all, it’s not the beer
That makes your family live in fear.
Every can makes a smarter you.
Have a beer! This Bud’s for you.
When you’re all stressed from work
It’s not your fault you’re such a jerk
What is a man supposed to do?
Have a beer! This Bud’s for you.
And as I’m walking out the door
Not gonna take it anymore
You can keep what you are due
You can have a beer! This Bud’s for you.
Jan. 7, 2008
