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Laugh Is The Fragrance Of Life.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,

WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?



UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER,

I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.



"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!"

HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED



HE ANSWERED, "IN 1969. WHY DO YOU ASK?"



"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN THAT UGLY,



OLD,



BALD,



WRINKLED,



FAT A*S,



GRAY HAIRED,



DECREPIT,



SON OF A B*TCH ASKED....

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"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 3 Responses Aug 24, 2010

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Yes i love myself more now ,with a new sense of maturity.

This is more a reality than a joke. Everyone else thinks that the other person is looking much older, but the reality is that all of us are getting older. Getting old has its own charm and beauty.

hahahahahaha....i love this joke...DO YOU??