The Fishnet Tights ManStrolling down by the river one day and I stopped to watch this guy standing in mid stream swinging his hips slowly in a gyrating circle pattern.
After a minute or two he looked over to me sheepishly, sighed and slowly waded to the river bank.
As he stepped out of the water I was shocked to see that all he was wearing were a pair of womens`s fishnet tights.
He saw me looking at his legs and the quizzical look in my eye and said;
"Do you know sir, I have been fishing this river for a whole week now and still not caught a single fish."