The Life And Death Of A Troll

After a life time of making being a complete **** the little Troll realizes it’s mistakes in life and decides to do the right thing and make amends;
 
In its final days on this earth it decides to be charitable and;
 
Gives $10 dollars to a homeless man
Gives $10 dollars to an animal charity
Gives $10 dollars to a cancer charity
 
Feeling content with itself, it goes to bed and quietly passes away in its sleep.
 
The next thing it sees is St Peter standing at the gates to heaven.
 
On trying to enter … St Peters says`
“Be off with you we don’t have your sort here!”
 
The little Troll complains ..
“but I have been so good just look at all the nice things I did for charity and the homeless”
 
St Peter pauses and says
`Ok I will see what I can do and have a word with God”
 
5 minutes later St Peter returns;

“Ok I have had a word with God and he agrees with me,
here’s your $30 dollars back now `**** OFF!!!`.


 
EnternalSoul
{Word up Cyber Bullies if we got the internet so has God}
EnternalSoul EnternalSoul
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1 Response May 13, 2012

Just as well I'm planning on going to hell then.

Me too apparently you can get a much better internet connection there :)