She's A Real Girl!

I have this thing where I play with the manakins in the mall. Yes, I'm aware that's weird. I also torture small animals and sleep with my brother's jock strap under my pillow.

Okay, that's gross! I don't do either of those things. Sorry. The little yellow men stole my medication. :)

Anyway, I was in the mall today with a friend. We were messing around with the manikins, just being retards, you know. I went up to this manikin and slipped my hands under the arms, cupped the breasts and squeezed. At the same time I licked from the shoulder to the ear, gave the lobe a little nip. It was at that moment that I realized how soft the manikin was, how warm. Not a manikin at all! The girl spun around, asked me what the **** I was doing. Oh my God! I've never been so embarrassed in my life. All I could do was stutter and turn red and try to explain what a ******' freak I am. All I wanted to do was pull my lip over the top of my head. She was actually very cool about it. If I were her, I would have sucker punched me right between the eyes.
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4 Responses Mar 13, 2010

HornyManOC interesting thought, I like that.

You should have tried asking her out... you never know!

I am sure the look on your face was priceless. Besides the store video cameras has it on tape for them to enjoy when they need a laugh. They can't send it in to one of those shows without your written ok.<br />
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So, when are you going back to tell her thanks for being so cool? You really should.

You gotta be kidding me. Aside from your behavior, how the heck does a real person look so fake? That's nothing to be proud of! Cute story.