Yeah

That's not funny. But it would bring me a really deep sense of satisfaction... :)

maybe just a smile?

Earn it.

As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth.

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "at my local pub in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

The Irishman swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?" they asked.

"No not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman,
"but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

Not bad... Even though long jokes are bleh.

*hands you tissue* :)

Gee whiz. How do you sell Coach purses so cheap?

It's a secret our smuggled in Malaysian slave laborors do not have the English skills to tell.

"Cooch" purses and bags. Ooops, typo.

Thanks. :)

Good advice. Thanks. :)

Thank you. :)

<3

Thank you. :)

Water... & merlot... & beer. But at least I'm drinking water. :)

Whiskey is pretty good

A very effective solution. But short term.

Water doesn't sound like a good idea at all. Where I come from we use it for washing in

...anyway, a broken heart is pretty short term, no matter how intense it is at the time...

Where I come from, we don't wash. But you knew that.

I'd need to tidy it up before I'd consider it a poem. I think... But thank you. *smiles*
You are a sweetheart. <3

Poetry doesn't need to be tidy, at times the messiest of words, is the most beautiful of poems, and if I've ever seen a poem (which I have considering poetry is my passion) that is one.

I didn't mean that quite the way it reads. I would make certain tweaks though. :)

You change it how you see fit, I'm just saying that it is a beautiful piece of art, especially in it's simplicity. Thank you for sharing, and my your heart be mended and your tears dried.

There are intentional free form poems in amongst my stories. I can't remember where exactly. Lol! But do feel free to browse. :)
& thank you for you kind words. :)

Do not feel the need to thank me :) You seem to be a very kind person, from what I can tell from you already, and I will be sure to look through your stories, as long as you look through my poems as well ^.^ A good number are on my website (http://liveon14.tumblr.com/) and a few are on here in my confessions.

I can't see your profile because you're a minor. But I shall certainly visit your tumblr. :)

Thanks accomplice. <3

Hugs are loveliness. :)

They are. A very underrated piece of human contact.

Not by me. I love hugs. :)

Not by me either. Let us embrace in the lost Art of the hug.

Are you busy today Emm?

:( I have meetings for another 3 hours.....

Okay. <3

Hey there sweetness... Thanks. <3

Hey there....I have been thinking of you for days ...I keep signing in to check up and seeing your posts....I hope you are holding up over there....I know its hard..

You are such a sweetheart. <3
I hope everything is going well for you honey. :)

You guessed it...

you make me want to too.

The second it's even half socially acceptable I'm going to have a drink of twelve...

<<<<< deems it socially acceptable.

Thank you dearest. :)