Today cops came to my house. And we got taught to not answer the door. But I wanted to. So I answered the door and said in my best British accent "you want some tea and crumpets mister buttcrack face" and then I slammed the door and ran xD and then he was yelling from outside that he's gonna come back with a warrant to come in. And I said "good. I'll have dinner waiting" I'm funny guys. I'm so funny
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Oct 1, 2015