so a telemarketer phones me and I decide to **** with him so this is how it goes:

me - what are you wearing

him - did I just hear you right. did you just ask me what I am wearing or did I misunderstand you

me - no you heard me right. so suit and tie

him - no only cause we're at a call center. why would you ask that?

me - just curious, so I have my own catering business if you know anyone needing events catered.

him - have a good day sir

so funny
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Jan 18, 2016