I'm at a meeting and we are on break for the next 15 to 20 minutes I'm trying to get time away to go fart but this lady won't stop talking i would typically let it out but this feels like a rancid loud bubbly one that won't let up and I kno this dress is NOT gonna block the smell at all what so ever please drop some advice or what you would in this situation knowledge lol
lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
22-25, F
1 Response Aug 17, 2014

hmmm, if u wanna be discreet u clench ur buttcheeks tights and fart little, by little, by little lol see if it smells, but if u wanna let it all out (if ur not embarrased) tell her ur wernt feeling well and needed a bathroom real quick, or just find an opening to her talking and say "oh im srry i gotta take this call" lol.........OR U CAN FART IN MY FACE ;)