Having A Smoke - Accent Helped

Last time I visited my friends in the US, they took me to a football game.

The game was OK, but I needed a smoke. So I went outside, to the designated smoking area.

At least I thought so. When I wanted back in, the bouncer goes NOPE.

So I started in my best German-Tourist-has-no-clue English:

Oh, Ei werri sorry. Ei not noh, ei from Dschörmenie. Sis not is seh

smohking eriejah?

Long story short: He let me back in....

tronic2000 tronic2000
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Feb 8, 2010