Porkchop

I have 3 more weeks to go and then i start 8th grade and i go back to walking to school and taking P.E. so i'm eating like a hog at home. Yesterday for dinner my aunt made pork chops, theyre real delicious the way she fries them and she makes mash potatoes and delicious gravy with them too. She made a dozen and a half. At dinner was my uncle,aunt, cousin Tommy and me My cousin Richie was working late. So my uncle takes 3 porkchops, my aunt takes 2. My aunt says to save 5 for Richie, so Tommy takes 4 and i take 4. I finish my 4 and theyre so good i even eat all the fat. I never usedto eat the fat on meat but now i do cause i figure its gonna go strait to put more fat on my belly. Besides it tastes good. After he eats 3 Tommy says he's full and I say "if your not gonna eat it can i have it", so i take the porkchop from his plate plus all the fat he cut off from the other chops. My aunt and uncle dont say anything. Tommy said the football coach told him he has to lose some weight so he's trying to cut back. This is gonna be Tommy's senior year in high school and he really likes football and he wants to make sure he starts so he's got to lose some weight. So I had 5 porkchops plus extra fat plus some more mash potatoes wuth butter and gravy and it felt real good to have all that delicious fatty food in my tummy.

This morning aboiut 9:30 i was fixing myself a snack of some bacon and eggs and toast. (I had my first breakfast of cereal and milk and 8 pieces of toast loaded with butter and jam with my aunt and uncle at 6:45 before they went to work.) Tommy slept late and comes to kitchen at 9:30 and i ask him if he wants some bacon and eggs. He says sure. There was a dozen eggs and a pound of bacon so we split them half-half. I go to look in the fridge for more butter and i see a plate with 2 porkchops on it. I guess they were ones that Richie didnt eat when he came home late. I ask Tommy "do you think Richie wants these?" and he says "if you wanna eat one go ahead and leave one for Richie". So i take one porkchop and put it into the frying pan to heat up in the bacon grease.. So Tommy says to me "Chubs, your really gonna eat that pork chop too?" and I say "yeah, i'm still hungry." I'm walking past him to sit down and finish eating and i pass him and he reaches out and gives me a football player pat on my butt and says "Chubs, you look like a porkchop now with all this fat you got on you now." So i just say, "yeah i cant help it if i'm hungry" and Tommy says to me that i'm getting pretty big in the belly and the butt. It made me feel so good. The rest of the day today when Tommy talks to me he calls me Porkchop instead of Chubs and I just laff, but it makes me feel great.