I Am Getting Fat
Its Super Bowl Sunday and about 3 hours until kickoff but i wanted to let all of you how my birthday went. My birthday was on Friday and when i came home from school my naybor Mrs. Bianco called me to come over cuz the UPS man left a package for me with her.. It was a box from Boston and i thot it was from my brother Tony and sisterinlaw Joelle but it was from my girlfriend Annette. I opened the box and there were two of these round metal containers and a card. She said she wants to surprise me and make me something and Joelle told her something i would like. It was one tin of homemade fidge and one tin of homemade brownies. There was 36 in each container. So i asked Mrs. Bianco if she wanted some and she took 1 and ate it and said it was delicius and i tried 1 and she was right it was real good. Then Mrs. Bianco gave me her gift she knitted me a blue sweater and so i put it on and it fits OK and i been wearing it ever since and i told her nobody ever made something like that for me before.
Then for diner my mom had made lasagna, one with sausage and meat and cheese and red sauce and one with spinache and cheese white sauce and it was just me my mom and dad, Tommy, Richie and Mrs. Bianco. Then we had this birthday cake. It was a red velvet sheet cake and we had mint choco chip ice cream with it. It was so cool, i never had a birthday like this before in my whole life. I got money from my mom and dad and from Tony and Joelle and Richie gave me some gift cards and Tommy gave me a $50 iTunes card. I was wearing my new sweater and my brothers were telling me how swag i look in it. I ever texted a pic of me in the sweater to Annette and said its a nice color and looks nice on me.
We had some left over lasagna but i ate it all before i went to sleep. Its funny cuz i was dreaming about Annette and then i woke up and it was 3:00 a.m. and started to eat some of the fudge she made me but then i thot i would try to save it and make it last and i was a little hungry so i went down to the kitchen to get something to eat and there was the rest of the cake. So i sat at the table and was eating the cake right from the box and drinking milk and my bro Richie came down because he had to go to work early and he was gonna have some breakfast first. He saw me eating the cake and i asked him if he wanted some cake but then he told me its my brithday cake so in the family that means i gotta eat it. So i finished the cake and some ice cream while he had some Entenmanns coffee cake. So Richie left for work and there was only 1 piece of coffee cake left so i figgured i mite as well finish that too. Then i went back to bed.
Yesterday my three friends Luis Charley and Andre came over and went to the movies to see Warm Bodies which was funny. We went to BK first and then after the movie we came home and we got pizza for dinner and then my mom had another sheet cake this time chcolate cake with whip cream nd we had mint choc chip ice cream with it again. Then we was playing xbox and watching DVDs last nite. I think i told you that my friends are all big kids like me and they all like to eat so we finished all the cake and ice cream before we went to sleep and i was gonna share my gift from Annette with them but then i decided not to cuz my friend Luis could eat the whole container by himself. During the nite Luis wakes me up and says lets go downstairs and get something to eat. Charley and Andre was still sleeping so just Luis and i went and we was looking thru the fridge and then i took Luis down to the basement cuz we got another fridge down there that was put there when we got the new fridge upsatirs. So there was this whole platter of meats and cheese so we took that and made sandwiches and then we went back to sleep. This morning my dad made waffles and eggs and ham for us and then Tommy and me drove then home cuz mom and dad are getting ready for the super bowl party. After we took my friends home its just Tommy and me and he asks me if i know what happened to the party platter in the basement fridge cuz mom asked him to check on the stuff in the fridge. I said that me and Luis ate it and Tommy said he thot i ate it but that he didnt tell mom cuz he thot she'd be pissed so that we're gonna get another one so mom wont know. So we went to the deli where my mom got it yesterday and lucky for us they had 2 more of the same $32.99 platter so Tommy said we;d take both and he paid for them cuz i didnt have any money with me. I thot was so cool of him to do this for me and then when we got home i gave him the money from my birthday money and i even told him to take some of the fudge that Annette made for me but then he told me he better not cuz his girlfriend made him promise to stick to his diet and she even makes him weigh in at her house so she can see he's not cheating. I think that sucks but i didnt say nothing to Tommy cuz thats his business. Anyways it just goes to show that Tommy got my back even tho he teases me sometimes about my fat and how much i can eat. We got home and mom saw us carrying the platters inside and Tommy just said he bought some more cuz he thot we would need it. So like i said he got me out of a bad situation.
So anyways, i'm gonna go now cuz everybody's starting to eat and we're all hoping that the 49'ers win. Oh BTW my real mom in CA didnt even send me a birthday card. My mom here asked me if i got a letter and i said no and she just asked me if i'm OK and i said yeah cuz i am OK cuz i got my plans made for when i can go to CA and see my real mom.
Then for diner my mom had made lasagna, one with sausage and meat and cheese and red sauce and one with spinache and cheese white sauce and it was just me my mom and dad, Tommy, Richie and Mrs. Bianco. Then we had this birthday cake. It was a red velvet sheet cake and we had mint choco chip ice cream with it. It was so cool, i never had a birthday like this before in my whole life. I got money from my mom and dad and from Tony and Joelle and Richie gave me some gift cards and Tommy gave me a $50 iTunes card. I was wearing my new sweater and my brothers were telling me how swag i look in it. I ever texted a pic of me in the sweater to Annette and said its a nice color and looks nice on me.
We had some left over lasagna but i ate it all before i went to sleep. Its funny cuz i was dreaming about Annette and then i woke up and it was 3:00 a.m. and started to eat some of the fudge she made me but then i thot i would try to save it and make it last and i was a little hungry so i went down to the kitchen to get something to eat and there was the rest of the cake. So i sat at the table and was eating the cake right from the box and drinking milk and my bro Richie came down because he had to go to work early and he was gonna have some breakfast first. He saw me eating the cake and i asked him if he wanted some cake but then he told me its my brithday cake so in the family that means i gotta eat it. So i finished the cake and some ice cream while he had some Entenmanns coffee cake. So Richie left for work and there was only 1 piece of coffee cake left so i figgured i mite as well finish that too. Then i went back to bed.
Yesterday my three friends Luis Charley and Andre came over and went to the movies to see Warm Bodies which was funny. We went to BK first and then after the movie we came home and we got pizza for dinner and then my mom had another sheet cake this time chcolate cake with whip cream nd we had mint choc chip ice cream with it again. Then we was playing xbox and watching DVDs last nite. I think i told you that my friends are all big kids like me and they all like to eat so we finished all the cake and ice cream before we went to sleep and i was gonna share my gift from Annette with them but then i decided not to cuz my friend Luis could eat the whole container by himself. During the nite Luis wakes me up and says lets go downstairs and get something to eat. Charley and Andre was still sleeping so just Luis and i went and we was looking thru the fridge and then i took Luis down to the ba
So anyways, i'm gonna go now cuz everybody's starting to eat and we're all hoping that the 49'ers win. Oh BTW my real mom in CA didnt even send me a birthday card. My mom here asked me if i got a letter and i said no and she just asked me if i'm OK and i said yeah cuz i am OK cuz i got my plans made for when i can go to CA and see my real mom.