Attorney's... Can't Live With 'em... Yeah, Can't Live With EmOkay, get this....
Are you ready?
This is soooo good.
You may wanna sit down for this.
Last week I just paid my attorney another very large amount for his work. Yeah, he works hard, shuffeling through papers, going up to the courthouse to chit chat and ignore my messages for a week at a time. He's supposed to be good so I put up with it.
Just this last thurdsay I spent three hours in his office discussing our strategy for the custody and divorce. Yeah, I thought, I was gold. Today!!!!! Just today, I stopped to check the mail on the way to the park and what do my eyes behold, a letter from my attorney.
OH Joy!!! I thought. Must be good news.
Dear C - I will no longer be practicing law. I'm sorry. The end.
Wha... Wha.... WHAT!!!???? Wait just a min....... HOLD the phone.... Stop the presses. Let me read this again. I think I misunderstood.
Dear C - I will no longer be practicing law. yadda yadda yadda .... so sorry.
*long sigh.... maybe, just maybe I should leave this be and sign the damn papers.
There's stuff that rubs me the wrong way but... d amn ... just... d amn...