I'm Trying...

I'm trying to get the second divorce, but I can't find her to have her served. But that's okay. Being married, even if only in name, has it's benefits. I've had two women in the last 20 months start talking about making it legal, and being legally married has more or less kept me free. I know that sounds bad, but those of you who have been where I've been understand, I'm sure. And I can blame it all on the wife!