I Am Going To Be A How To Guru

Makeup

By: DenteAvvelenato

Written on June 21st, 2012

This could be dangerous in arizona

By: DenteAvvelenato

Age: 31-35 , Female

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Kittychanel

Sometimes I have this accent kinda

Aug 10, 2012
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ladyblue848

Thank you so much for posting this. Now I know how I should really be doing my hair and makeup ese. We've all been called ******* by the feminist haters so I think its about fu(ken time we start looking that way. - LOL

Jul 3, 2012
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- 777heaven
  LOL, That's awesome Ladyblue! I can just see it. The lot of us, each with 3 gallons of hairspray in our hair - for the "wet dog" look, Sharpied eyebrows, winged eyes, ghost white faces, and lest we forget the lipliner sans lipstick; all as we storm a MRA ralley headed by CC himself. LOL Sheesh.l Too bad it can only be a dream. . .
  
  Jul 4, 2012
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- ladyblue848
  Don't forget we gotta wear a shirt and only button the top button.
  
  Jul 4, 2012
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gypsyblu

thats the new english language of america . god help us

Jun 22, 2012
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777heaven

I was disappointed she didn't actually USE a Sharpie. . .

Jun 22, 2012
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- gumshoejane2
  Haha!
  
  Jun 22, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Yeah but she loaned it out for such a noble reason lmao!
  
  Jun 22, 2012
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gumshoejane2

LMAO!!! Funny, but disturbing at the end.

Jun 21, 2012
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JoeyPFoxx

I want her. Do you have her address? I want to feed her soggy tacos and refrained beans.

Jun 21, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  ewwww
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- JoeyPFoxx
  You're right. I want to keep the sweet & salty tacos to myself.
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Do refrained beans stop farts?
  
  Jun 22, 2012
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- JoeyPFoxx
  Absolutely. Eat some more.
  
  Jun 22, 2012
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EdieQuinnz

oh man............ that chicana is damn crazy homes

Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Its holmes
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  aye i dont speak chicano lingo!
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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goliathtree

lmfao....It seems to me that Ediez had a video on drunken makeup application a while back...

Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  The longer the wing the higher you are...that's true of life not just eyeliner!
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- Kittychanel
  I like long wings! To the hairline! Im not high! Eyebrows were too thick
  
  Aug 10, 2012
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Natalie123ariel

Oh my.

Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Yeah its a bit of a political statement isn't it
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- Natalie123ariel
  Cleopatra is ashamed.
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  I'm sure...teeheehee
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Was it you that liked mac and all the sephora brands?
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- Natalie123ariel
  Yes! I just got my order in from chanel and Bobbi brown today too!!!
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  I've got a pm of makeup info for you
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- Natalie123ariel
  Send it to me.
  
  Jun 21, 2012
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- 777heaven
  for a split second I was thinking "esophagus", lol ; )
  
  Jun 22, 2012
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- Kittychanel
  Someone got Chanel makeup??? :::cries:::
  
  Aug 10, 2012
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