Doggone

let me step in here... I am not saying Lilt is a fraud. She is the most credible hand puppet I know... but folks, let me break it down for you. Tulip does not exist. She is as ephemeral as a politician's election promise. No pictures. No tulip.

She IS afraid of the camera!!!! Every shot is a blur. She is smart. Smarter than you and me put together.

I know she exists because she sleeps on my head every night. That little dog has no respect for personal space.



I will prove her existence, Penguin!!!!

Somehow...

tulip does not exist. while you're about it use it to present evidence of her existence.

oh, and don't tell me she's camera shy...puleeez... that's why we have surveillance cameras in the first place. Okay? Rant over.

Yeah, what's up with that? I have nothing against Walt, he was a true visionary. But I have long been a suspect of the franchise.



I obviously DON'T want to go to Disney World. Or to Yorkshire Terrier World.

Have you ever noticed that Disney T-shirts are often seen at disaster scenes like tornadoes???? Coincidence......maybe.....

Okay, from now on I am bringing my surveillance equipment with me to the doggie park. And I am going to be watching the Yorkie owners very closely too!!! Their uniform of capris and Disney T-shirts is probably not so innocent.

I love Bruno!!!! What a dawg, as we say here in The South. Hahahaha!



But if I think about it...maybe Bruno's frequent peeing is some sort of code? A code to other Terrierists !!!! He could be mapping out an entire takeover, right under our noses!

I think in someways my yorkie understands his size, as when actually frightened he makes a beeline straight for his momma's lap... my Bruno though isn't like my previous yorkie, Spanky....Bruno isn't interested in picking fights or barking at other dogs...he rolls belly up if a bigger dog even scowls...his terriest moves are ... he is ready and willing and able to pee in or on anything... balls at the dog park, pees on it....the water fountian for the dogs, he pees in it... big dog not paying attention, yeah he pees on it... and in games of fetch he doesn't care who his competition is or their size...bruno is going all out....he isn't going to actually get the ball and bring it back he is just going to try to pee on before someone else gets it...or he is going to pick it up and prance around for awhile so all the other dogs have to follow him...



Its embarassing but endearing. He is a rescue so I think he is a little different than most yorkies. Definately not like my previous yorkie!

I get that size thing, Sylphy. But Tulip weighs about 8 lbs. She only barks when the Domino's pizza commercial comes on. I did notice her trying to protect a dog she liked from a Yorkie one day. :-)

I learned that dogs don't really understand sizes. The smaller they are, the more they bark... like a way to make up for the size. I have a Lab... and well, his head is the size of a Yorkie. He nudges a barking Yorkie and it'll fall over.

I'll let you take Brill to the park and he'll nudged them off the table. ;p

Terriers are feisty little critters. :)

Yorkshire Terrierest!!!! That is exactly right!

I petted one of these little guys yesterday...like I had a choice, the dog was on the table and in my face. When I stopped, he started barking at me! They are control freaks.

I have a yorkie. We often refer to him as a Yorkshire Terrierist...because he can be a little terrorist at times.



Instead of kicking you in the ***, I am going to get you a doggy sling for tulip!

Yorkie lovers can now kick my ***.