I clicked on something, and *poof* this entry box appeared.  I'm winging it here, as I have no idea what group this would happen to be for, and hoping for the best--that it's not a group where I profess my undying love for kitty pron or something like that.  Guess we'll see...  And I'm going to leave it here so EVERYONE can witness the truly dopey nature with which I am eternally intertwined.  Speaking of which, I had about seventeen COMPLETE MORON moments today, including one where I dropped a full trash can on my ankle (who can drop something on an ankle?  That's special!), another where I looked at the wrong owner's manual for my car and bought the wrong size of windshield wipers, put them on, realized they wouldn't work, broke them in the process of removing them, found the right owner's manual for the car I was driving (seriously, what kind of person carries two different owner's manuals for two different cars in one car?  Does that even make sense?  Perhaps I'm still recovering from the Xanax, lol) and bought the *right* size, then begged a kind young man to put them on for me, and yet another when I threatened my almost-husband with death over a chicken taco (see, it already sounds bad) in front of a customer who only stifled his laughter because he was eavesdropping...  Life is Not Seinfeld, by Jessie (That's going to be the title of my autobiography, which I will write from the afterlife by channeling innocent people who will swear they are writing the story of an alien race because NOBODY can be this utterly charmingly ridiculous all the time)...  And that's what I have to say about that.  P.S. I apologize if you've ACTUALLY read this all the way through.  And welcome to my mind.

DopeyGirl DopeyGirl
36-40, F
1 Response Mar 1, 2008

I was thoroughly amused, but not at your expense! I know how this feels. It feels like you've just walked into....<br />
<br />
The twilight zone...