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I Am Going to Therapy

Passive-aggressive #473

By: CrookedMan
Written on February 13th, 2013
Been thinking a lot about my therapist, which can’t be good. I’m planning like a terrorist for emotional nail bombings, cathartic grenades, and a sprinkle of my toxicity onto her food.  I may spike her Merlot with a psychedelic hormone that my spleen grows, and secrete my black juju powder under her pillows.
 
Then wait.
By: CrookedMan
Age: 46-50
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9 responses
  • lowridergirl
    lowridergirl

    lol sounds like a good valentines day card o.O

    Feb 16
    2 likes
  • TheWomanWhoDid
    TheWomanWhoDid

    This story makes me sure of my vow never to see a therapist.

    Feb 16
    2 likes
    • CrookedMan
      CrookedMan

      It's all part of the fun.

      Feb 16
      1 like
  • sansseraph
    sansseraph

    From this display of transferance, might we suppose she's doing her job well?

    Feb 13
    2 likes
    • CrookedMan
      CrookedMan

      She upset me last week. Very unlike me to think bad thoughts about her. It might be progress... yes, maybe!

      Feb 14
      1 like
  • BlackJadeRose
    BlackJadeRose

    I think most likely you wanted to see the ripple effects of using the combination of the words : therapist, terrorist, bombings, grenades, toxicity, & powder on the NWO's webs ;))))

    Feb 13
    3 likes
    • CrookedMan
      CrookedMan

      I'm very much Old World but it's always nice to attract new readers ;)

      Feb 14
      1 like
  • BlackJadeRose
    BlackJadeRose

    Lolol!

    Feb 13
    2 likes