Ah, Well...

I seriously think it is impossible for me to tell a lie outside of a psychiatric clinic/office/whatever. I can't name the number of times I've told half-truths, or just caved upon the asking of the questions I really know I shouldn't answer for whatever reason.

****, I mean... I can't even lie to my own parents. What kind of human being am I?

I turn into someone else when I'm around psychiatric personnel, and I can lie to them like I was born to do it. Anyone else though... I actually feel bad lying to them, and I trip over my words like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar before dinner.

Simply enough, my solution was to stop trying. I haven't told a flat out lie (I have told some half-truths) in something close to.... I don't know... 4-5 years? I don't even lie on the internet, what with its relatively anonymous opportunities.

Hey, at least this proves I have a conscience, right? I'm not in any way a sociopath. That's always a good thing.

Now if I could only do something about my infatuation for people with anti-social personalities... I'll be just fine. I think.

Or not. ****.

I forgot. I lie to myself like mad. I suppose that makes everything I just wrote a huge lie worth discarding immediately.

But, the personality which is writing this is a lie, but this lie can't lie. So, technically, I'm the one being lied to here. Everyone else can trust me though. :]

What....