A Little Spanking Humor

So this past Sunday, me and hubby were grocery shopping. He was being a goof, so I was giving it right back.  There was this once, though that he made me mad.  He told me to get a cantaloupe.  So I grabbed one, he saw that I had it, and he started moving the cart.  I walked toward him, thinking it was a mistake, and he moved the cart again!  So I walked faster, but he saw me and went faster.  I was REALLY getting annoyed, but having a sore bum from that morning reminded me to play his little game.  I followed for quite some time before he let me catch up to him.  So at that point, I took the cantaloupe and put it in his hood!  I said that's what you get!

He didn't complain, so I actually forgot it was there as we were finishing up.  When we got to the checkout, he said STOP.  Gulp.  What?  He said take the cantaloupe out of my hood first.  I chuckled and said "Oops!"  Then he said, "You'll get 1 for every second that it was in there.  Let's see.  2 minutes? That's 120."  

My face went white, eyes wide, mouth dropped open, and was scared to death.  Then he laughed and said, Just Kidding!

MAN!!!!  

Happy Bottoms to all!