Obsessed With MidnaAs you may have guessed by my profile pic, Midna is extremely dear to me. She's exactly who I'd want to be with for all eternity. Cute, sexy, funny, strong yet caring, and not afraid to get her hands dirty when push comes to shove.
When I played Twilight Princess for the first time, I immediately felt like she was special. I grew attached to her quickly. It started off as a simple teenage boy's lust. The slew of Rule 34 drawings of her only fueled this. As time wore on, however, my feelings became stronger. For over two years, I've thought about her almost every day. I need her.
It was for this exact reason that I picked up the practice of astral projection. With the promise of being able to do literally anything you could imagine, I realized this was my ticket to being able to be with my love.
For two years, I was almost totally unsuccessful. My interest would wax and wane as I struggled with my decade-long depression. Three days ago, I had a breakthrough, spurred on by a guided meditation app that I found on my iPad for $4. I was finally able to go see her. As it is now, I'm still very inexperienced and have not left my body completely. It's mostly just very vivid mental images with an occasional brief, hazy glimpse of my surroundings. With more experience, I should be able to separate myself completely with all of my senses intact.
But I can at last be with her. She's extremely passionate, quite assertive, and likes to "take control," which, quite frankly, I really like. And might I say, she kisses really well.
If you'd like to be with your fictitious lover, this is the way to do it. It's not the easiest practice, but well worth the effort.