Ummm... No... However, When I Was 3 I Had Imaginary Dump Friends

I'm not really in love with a fictional character. In fact, I'm much too lazy to fall in love with anyone. I have a hard enough time satisfying my own needs. Im so lazy.

However, I do know two guys that pulled it off. One guy was this guy named Tajan. In high school, he conjured up this imaginary relationship with this girl there... it was interesting. He said she was stalking her and he fabricated this entire lie around in. In the end it was more than obvious when he said that she died in his arms... on the beach... that was quite interesting... he wanted to become a librarian... i wonder what happened to him...

Another guy was this guy named Ian that I know. He watched this anime called Tenshi. For a while he went off on a Tangent concerning how he believed in alternate Universes and how he was in love with the main character Ryoko... He looked for a girl just like her, Ryoko's reincarnation. It lasted like 2 years...

When I was around 5 or 6 years old I used to take long *****. At the same time I had these books with cartoon animals in it. I used to conjure up these imaginary mini animal friends from the book that would come out while I was taking a dump in order to preoccupy myself and converse with them. At that age, taking a dump was a lonely experience. They would come out of a hole in the wall.

I guess that might have come close to love... or perhaps that was me straining too hard to take a dump...

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Mar 13, 2010