The Calm Before The StormDuring the last meeting of the global network for peace, the awesome and honorable Nonyabitness the supreme ruler of Kickayoass was in attendance with his lovely wife Mrs. Wynonna Brownbeaver. During this most peaceful of events all was right in the world until Dictator Mrs. Unclarity showed up.
Mrs. Unclarity having long been jealous of the awesomeness of the country of Kickayoass started making snide remarks about the glorious leader Nonyabitness. Mrs. Brownbeaver hearing of this confronted the cruel and evil Mrs. Unclarity embarrassing her in the front of many of the other world leaders.
This would not do, so Mrs. Unclarity planned her revenge. She called one of her agents and had a little something special delivered to the party. She mixed a little of the liquid brought to her in a glass of Jim Beam on the rocks, knowing that this was Mrs. Brownbeaver’s drink of choice. She brought it over as a peace offering and smiled pretty as she and Mrs. Brownbeaver toasted to a new friendship.
Mrs. Unclarity laughed cruelly and as Mrs. Brownbeaver’s head exploded in a cloud of pink mist witnessed by all in attendance. Mrs. Unclarity slipped away in the confusion that followed and boarded her private jet bound for her repressed country.
Nonyabitness knew right away what had transpired and even thou heavy hearted over the loss of his wife knew that action had to be taken. He called his war minister and told him to put the troops on high alert and prepare for deployment!...........................