A Good Play To Act Out With Your Friends...

Mum: (Talking to baby) Come on; eat up so you can be nice and strong like your daddy.

Dad: *To himself* Like his daddy, I hope not!

Baby: Mmmmmm

Mum: That's a good boy!

Baby: All gone?

Mum: Yes; what a good boy you are!

Baby: *YAWN*

Mum: Come on. (To Dad and Daughter) I'm just taking Jr. up to bed. I'll be right back!

(Goes offstage)

Daughter: OK, mum.

Dad: Come on Julia, now's our chance! Pull up your skirt and show me that p***y of yours!

Daughter: What? Right now; what about mum?

Dad: What about her?

Daughter: She said that she will be right back!

Dad: Don't worry! Your mum always takes ages putting Jr. to sleep. Stop diddle-dawdling and get your a*s out!

Daughter: OK Daddy, your taking a big risk of getting caught!

Dad: I know Julia.

(He pulls down her pants.)

Dad: I just can't get enough of that tight p***y of yours...

Daughter: I think Mums right, you are a pervert.

Dad: *Ha ha* I guess I am...

(He licks her p***y)

Daughter: Mmmmmmm, Daddy!

Dad: Oh, its the sweet smell that drives me crazy, thats why I am the way I am Julia... Its a curse!

Daughter: *Ahh* Ooh, daddy; I know how you feel!

Dad: *SLURP* You do?

Daughter: Yes! * Ahh* *Ooh* *Uhh* I know how tough life can be... *Oooh*

Dad: *Drip* *Drip* Yeah, it is...

Daughter: Is there anything I can do to relive your stress daddy?

Dad: Actually - there is. You can suck on my c**k, its been wanting to come out...

Daughter: Oh my! I can't get over how BIG it is!

Dad: Come on girl; open wide...

Daughter: *Mmm* *Mmm* *Mmm* *Drip* *Drip*

Dad: Oh yeah! That was good work Julia, but I think I need to go anal on you. Get your *** up young lady! Good girl, you know how to make your old dad happy... Lets find your a*s hole... Mmmm, there it is.

*Squeeze* *Squirt* *Squish*

Daughter: Ooh Yeah! This is fun daddy!

Dad: You really like it? (Plays with ****)

Daughter: Yes daddy, every minute of it!

Dad: Your my little **** princess, my little anal **** whorel...

Daughter: Mmmm; Yes daddy...

Dad: All thats left to **** is your tight little p***y!

(Snog each other)


Daughter: Oh yes daddy! Nothing makes me happier than you f*****g my p***y!

Dad: Then lets do it now!

Mum: *Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

Daughter: Oh no; Mum!

Dad: Holy S**t!

Daughter: (Still on dads lap, with d**k inside her!) Hi Mum!

Dad: Oh, hey Clare.

Mum: What are you guys doing?

Dad and Daughter: Uh.. were...

Dad: Just hanging out.. You know...

Mum: OK, thats weird; you juys are acting REALLY strange!

Daughter: OH!

Mum: Julia? Oh my god your all flushed? Are you ok?

Dad: Maybe she needs an injection...

Daughter: Oh *Squish*

Mum: Its not a fever, what ever is the matter with her?

Daughter: Oh!

Dad: Could be the meat; or the potatoes?

Mum: Thats silly Richard; you had the same thing!

Dad: Yes, but Julia here probably can't handle such a large piece of meat! Thats pronbably what the problem is...