The Value of Drink

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
2 Responses Jul 11, 2007

Sounds good! I'm on it! What better way to enter Heaven with a smile on your face?!

Great comment & true...many a baby born smelling of whiskey!