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I Am Keyboard Challenged

Keyboard Moron

By: Myonis108
Written on June 11th, 2009
By: Myonis108
Age: 56-60 , Female
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  • Myonis108

    You can have it. :P Hey, isn't that more like a booby prize?

    hehe... I just wanted to say booby.

    Jun 13, 2009
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  • LordVoldemort

    Dearest Myonis, I feel you.



    I have hit the power key so many times and lost a lot of data. So maybe you don't know so many keys but I have used the wrong key so many times I guess I'll get the first prize.

    Jun 13, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Thanks frito and ques. hehe...maybe I have a ghost writer. I'll never tell. Bwahaha!

    Yes, the weekend is upon us! Party on, Garth!

    Jun 12, 2009
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  • frito414

    Hey, Myonis stress can make us all feel like we're losing our minds. You don't need excuses...you sound pretty sharp to me on EP.

    Jun 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    My mind disappeared when I had my hysterectomy. I think they removed part of my brain at the same time. Nyxie's a great friend and guide, for sure. Unfortunately, I've been sleeping okay. I am out of excuses...

    Jun 12, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    ques, thanks... I don't know if I do a stand up job; most days I'm lucky to be upright. (Yes, she's my grandchild, the cutest one in the world, of course.)



    And sadly, I have slowed down terribly. I want my mind mojo back.

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Nyxie

    Girl, I think you just need more sleep.

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • salar1

    No your in good company hear ......My



    god knows what i will do if the spell check ever fails ..

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • frito414

    Myonis you are not alone. I'm electronically challenged and don't know 90% of my keyboard stuff.

    I never would have guessed that you have some of these issues.It doesn't seem to have slowed you down at all.

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Trouble and ques, thank you... I really struggle some days just getting a thought out. Typing doubles my trouble. Easier would be so much, um, easier! Here's a confession: I almost asked who TS Feline was, thinking they were some great keyboard philosopher guru or something :0 But I guess that's exactly what TS Feline is. Gawd, how embarrassing that would have been...

    crosseyed, I remember those old typewriters. The clickety clacks in typing class made me bonkers. My teacher even talked in a staccato rhythm.

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • crosseyedlemon

    Like a lot of products today, the keyboard is over designed. The only essential keys are the same ones that use to be standard on the old Underwood typewriter.

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    DOH! I am truly a moron. Thanks, Lilt. I need some support. I feel so inadequate right now.

    Thanks, Trouble. I used to have the Mavis Beacon CD and I threw it away. Guess I should have used it, huh?

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Lilt

    If it was self-explanatory, why are you explaining it, show off?

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    Who's Evelyn Wood?

    Martin, you're just a show off. Heck, you even wear a keyboard. We get it already. :P

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    QWERTY? See what I mean? I have no idea what you're talking about. Speed? Puh... I type with one hand and a finger as it is. I have ADD and I'm no spring chicken. I doubt I could follow the first instruction on Mavis Beacon. *sigh* I could be quite a challenge for you, Trouble, but it's kind and very brave of you to offer.

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • chris914

    I use probably half of the keys... I have no idea what the F 1 thru 12 do... lol

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Mavis Beacon, eh?

    Is she related to Evelyn Wood?

    Jun 11, 2009
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  • Myonis108

    I don't like clutter. It makes me crazy. Now I see this every time I glance down. Argh!!

    Jun 11, 2009
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