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I Am Lonely

Epiphany

By: heywhatsthatguydoing
Written on June 8th, 2011
Ok well I guess I've finally figured it out! The long searched for answer is here.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/Women+find+smiling+less+attractive+than+those+brooding/4833029/story.html


As I've stated, I am a very happy, outgoing, cheerful guy, and I guess that turns women off because not one has ever even hinted at possibly liking me!

And now it has been scientifically proven: Girls are not interested in me because I am not a mopey suck.

OH WELL.

By the way, my birthday SUCKED. I invited this girl and she hooked up with one of my friends at my party.

There, there you go, cool story.
By: heywhatsthatguydoing
Age: 22-25 , Male
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  • heywhatsthatguydoing
    heywhatsthatguydoing

    Yeah I've heard something similar before. A few years ago this girl said that I was the kind of guy that a girl would want to settle down with and have a family, so I'd have to wait a bit.



    I was 18 then...now I'm 24. Does that mean I gotta wait six more years STILL?



    i just want ONE girl to be "into" me. Every single other guy, regardless of who they are, can get that, and I'm resigned to waiting while girls go and grow up?



    By the way, I kind of do have the mystery thing down pat. Everyone thinks that I'm a smooth cool player with the ladies. I work a sweet gig. Nobody knows that I'm actually loser numero uno.



    Yuck, this comment is written horribly. I'm gonna head to sleep. Thanks for the input bud.

    Jun 18, 2011
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