The Lingerie!The lingerie!
This story is all part of my 20th wedding anniversary dinner. We had been growing apart, and intimacy of any sort seemed a thing of the past.I separated this part out as it has merits as a story unto itself.
In preparation for our 20th wedding anniversary, I was very concerned about my wife feeling sexy.
She had put on a few pounds in having two children, and found it impossible to lose it.
I knew her sexy lingerie was all now too small for her to wear. Our sex life had gone to hell, and it was beginning to seriously effect our relationship. I decided that some new sexy lingerie to compliment the other gifts I had planned, would be just the ticket to make her feel sexy again.
I made the trip down to Victoria's Secrets to have a look around. I was out of my realm. Embarrassed to even be there, I slowly made my way down the aisles looking for ideas.
“Hello, May I help you?” a sales associate said. I turned around to see one of the prettiest woman I have ever seen in my life, looking at me. She was about 5'5” tall, and maybe 110 pounds, I have never seen that much cleavage in public before. OMG! My tongue was stuck! Finally I mumble something about getting something for my wife. She said, “You looking for naughty or nice, but sexy?”
I want something very sexy, yet classy, I told her.
“What size is she?” She asked
“I don't really know?” I replied. “She is 5'2” and ??? I don't know? “
“Well, look at me and tell me is she smaller than me or larger?”
I looked her up and down, then again, I blushed, then said “She is nothing like you?”
“She is wider in the hips, has shorter legs and is about the same size in the chest?”
“Do you know what size undies she wears?” she asked me.
“I know she is a 38 D bra, but I have no idea on the rest” I blurted out.
“How about I go home and check her undies and dresses, and come back with sizes?”
'OK, sounds good, ask for Sharilynn when you come back!”
I came back loaded with information. Sharilynn was at lunch. Her replacement sort of gave me the rolled back eye look, and said I could look around but don't touch. WTF.
Soon I found what I was looking for. It was a white silk robe, matching push up bra, and just plain white 'french cut” panties. Perfect. I waited until Sharilynn was back. She rushed over to assist me.
I showed her the outfit I liked, gave her the sizes, and she put together the perfect outfit, and added a white, see through lace vest. Sharilynn rings it up and says if It does not fit, I can exchange it as long as it is not used. “Do you want me to model it for you?: She suddenly ask. I almost fell on the floor. She giggled and said she was just pulling my leg. Lol
So now armed with the Lingerie, I put together the rest of the gifts and after our anniversary dinner my wife opened the special box with the lingerie in it.
“What the hell is this?” She asked. I said “try it on!”
“That's not happening!” “You bought this for you, not me”?
To this day, I don't think she ever took them out of the box.
What a waste. I was never so embarrassed in my whole life as when I bought them, and she could not even bother to try them on?