Finger Ring , The Desperate House Wifes And Husbandsone time a wife lost her wedding wring and she looked for it every where but couldn't find it . in despair she asked me for help and i reached her home an hour early of what i had told .
i opened the door and it wasn't locked , reached her room and what do i see !!
i see her sitting on a chair fingering her self , her legs wide apart ... i was shocked and awe struck . she was fingering her self like crazy . i quietly watched her frantic act . thoughts ran in my mind ,, what to do what to do !!!!
all of a sudden she started making noises like aahhh aahhhh ,
i said " boy now is the time to act "
i entered the room , and went straight for her
she hesitated and all but , you know ...... but finders keepers . i was soon doing the JOB FOR HER
as i fingered her , i said " what is this !!! ,, what is this inside your ***** !! "
my fingers reached in and i pulled out this metal ob
i said " ohh its a wring . there you go babes i found your ring , told you so ill help you out "
wife " thank you soo much ,, how can i thank you enough "
i start FINGER RING HER ***** AGAIN
i said " ohh whats this , ( i pull out another ring ) ,,, now whose finger is this "
wife " ooohhhh please dont tell any body ,, please . that's the guy next door, please dont tell any body , i dont know how to thank you enough "
amazed , i START "FINGER RING" HER ***** AGAIN , and i find one more ring inside her
i said " ohhh whats this ,, NOWWW WHO THE HELLS RING IS THIS "
wife " ooh gosh ,, ohhh gosh ... thats my husbands ring , oooh if his wring is here , then how is he wearing one "
i say " SILLY GIRL , HE GOT A NEW ONE MADE "
wife says " ooh you saved me from such a tyrant ,, ohh how can i thank you enough "
so she thanked me a lot and more and THE REST IS HISTORY
P.S - THIS IS JUST A STORY I MADE UP , I JUST AM JEALOUS OF ALL YOU HAPPY MARRIED COUPLES OUT THERE