Married Pillow TalkAfter a very nice evening and an even better morning (following nearly 3 weeks of dry time) I was laughing to myself in the shower about how things have changed over the last 25 years. Pillow talk is a very good example.
Not in any particular order, here are my top examples of married pillow talk:
Go take a shower.
What time do the kids get home?
Was that a car door?
Get a towel, I don't want to sleep in a wet spot.
Get a towel, I don't want to stain the furniture.
Check to make sure the dog isn't under the bed.
More Lube, More Lube! OW!
Hurry up, my nostrils are plugging up.
Hurry up, my jaw is getting sore.
Get something to put under my knees.
Oh man, we should have done this before we ate.
Shhhhhhhhhh, you will wake up the kids.
Stop, stop, stop! You got a hair!
Oh ****....my back!
What? Right Now? Right Here?
And finally as was the case this morning. Are you about done in the shower? I need to take a ****!
Go ahead....laugh....how many of these are familiar..and comfortable? I bet most.
I am sure many many more could be added.
One that comes to mind that has happened more times than I would like to admit to, "Oh Crap, do you think you can fix that?"
Oh.......and last, but certainly not least.....one that never, ever would have been uttered when I was in my twenties...."give me a couple minutes"