The Road to Maturity

 Sharing an e-mail. : )

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now, I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with big boobs.


BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
41-45, M
20 Responses May 31, 2009

lol You speak the truth quessshrine. : )

Maturity is the best policy. : )

LOL. The big boob thing is as honest as it gets!

Glad you guys are enjoying this. : )

Well spoken, thanks for sharing

Thought some might like it. lol<br><br />
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AG,, see the "" ? go find something else to do. lmao<br />
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Remember this is a mature story. No kids allowed. : )

You nut ! :)


well said -- it's funny how after we ride the roller coaster of love one too many times our criteria get surprisingly simple -- I'm looking for a guy who owns a chainsaw and loves hanging Christmas lights! :)

I'm with DaneMom - that - all of this is hilarious - I too laughed out loud!! I just love it! Thanks for the smile!

See told you blue she was taking to me .... :o) LOL

Wisdom do come to all those who are patient ,and the other thing to . LOL

I was going to say that there should be one for each of us but I'm not going to say that.

M .... no blue i am sure she was talking to me .... :o)

Did someone say share boobs?

Well said blue , man after my own heart ..... :o)

Oh my cycle is over. lol

...and the never-ending cycle continues....

LOL!! It's like girls when they are young (well I should speak for myself) want a "bad boy" - someone wild & adventurous.<br />
Now since I have ALMOST matured I would prefer a nice responsible man....<br />
OK that's as far as I've gotten in figuring it out!!

lol I am working on her imagination as we go. lol<br />
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Thanks blackclaw. : )