I Am Not a Morning Person
Let this serve as a warning to all you epeeps.
As this group suggests, I'm not a morning person. I'm really not.
I like my sleep-ins. A lot.
And so help any fool who tries and wakes me before I'm ready. You're lucky if you only get roared at by some hideous snarling beast. But that's rare. Usually people end up gettig their heads bitten off, chewed up and spat back out again.
And for what?
Just for me to simply go back to sleep again as though nothing happened.
So, waking me before I'm ready is a bad idea. If you want me up at a certain time, get me to set an alarm. That way, no one is hurt, and I get up. Usually.
As this group suggests, I'm not a morning person. I'm really not.
I like my sleep-ins. A lot.
And so help any fool who tries and wakes me before I'm ready. You're lucky if you only get roared at by some hideous snarling beast. But that's rare. Usually people end up gettig their heads bitten off, chewed up and spat back out again.
And for what?
Just for me to simply go back to sleep again as though nothing happened.
So, waking me before I'm ready is a bad idea. If you want me up at a certain time, get me to set an alarm. That way, no one is hurt, and I get up. Usually.
By:
IdleTraveller
Age:
22-25
,
Female
