I Am Not a Morning Person
I HATE mornings when you are woken up by someone else.
I love waking up on my own terms with the sun beaming in through the window and can hear creature noises. I love hearing my family asleep and snoring and the little sounds they make when dreaming.
The mornings i turn into a raving monster are the ones when i haven't slept very well during the night and i get woken up by a child bouncing on me or my husband shoving my shoulder to get up. I turn into a vile creature spiting venom because all i want to do is go back to sleep.
I forget everything that needs done and become a selfish scary nasty and verbally violent female. Throwing insults at my husband and possibly throwing things at him as i storm back into the bedroom and dive under the covers. From all the anger of being woken i have adrenaline pumping through my veins so i can't go back to sleep even when i try. I eventually calm down, pathetically walk through to the offending person and then appologise till i run out of breath. My husband either shurugs it off with a 'yeah your a grumpy ***** in the mornin its fine' or a more angry response with 'its your fking turn to get up and deal with the children so i can sleep in this morning!'.
Ahhh mornings, don't you just love them? :P
I love waking up on my own terms with the sun beaming in through the window and can hear creature noises. I love hearing my family asleep and snoring and the little sounds they make when dreaming.
The mornings i turn into a raving monster are the ones when i haven't slept very well during the night and i get woken up by a child bouncing on me or my husband shoving my shoulder to get up. I turn into a vile creature spiting venom because all i want to do is go back to sleep.
I forget everything that needs done and become a selfish scary nasty and verbally violent female. Throwing insults at my husband and possibly throwing things at him as i storm back into the bedroom and dive under the covers. From all the anger of being woken i have adrenaline pumping through my veins so i can't go back to sleep even when i try. I eventually calm down, pathetically walk through to the offending person and then appologise till i run out of breath. My husband either shurugs it off with a 'yeah your a grumpy ***** in the mornin its fine' or a more angry response with 'its your fking turn to get up and deal with the children so i can sleep in this morning!'.
Ahhh mornings, don't you just love them? :P
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