I Am Not An Eggplant Eggplant By: LeaHidingInMyRoom Written on February 6th, 2013 I am an eggplant and I think its rude for you to be wishing you are not one! We eggplants are awesome. Thank the author By: LeaHidingInMyRoom Age: 16-17 , Female 1 Rate Up Rate Up this story even more + New Rating: - 40 people have read this story Your Response Please respond with authenticity, support, and respect Email: Username: Password: Birthday: By clicking "Post", you confirm that you agree to the Terms of Service of Experience Project, Inc. 4 responses Sort responses by: Recent Oldest Rating SecretIsOut Yeth, i am kinda jelly -.- how can i become one?? LeaHidingInMyRoom If you eat enough of them you slowly evolve into one. SecretIsOut O_O did you hear that? that was my mind being blown LeaHidingInMyRoom lol nice Spotlight outstanding comments to help more people see them, and to show your appreciation to the author. How many times would you like to spotlight? + Spotlight (Costs )