Guess Who?

Yep... the X! Calling me every freakin' ten minutes...

• "I need you to find me a job"
• "I need you to find out where I pay my ticket"
• "Why is my son wearing a pull up?" (and he picked him up)
• "Call this number for me..."

I am NOT his mother! I get these calls all day and even some at night and I'm so tired of them. Oh and my personal fav... "Where are you?". Oh but let me ask him a question and I get "why"...

GGGRRR!!! Somebody find this man a job!