I'm Going To Start A Rumor...

A friend posted this on my fb and I thought it was hilarious so I figured I'd share it with all of you! :) Enjoy!

I’m going to tell all my friends that I can throw a tennis ball 150MPH. I think a lot of them will believe me. Not the smart ones, because they’ll know that’s ridiculous, but a lot of them will. In like 20 years, my friends will tell their kids that they know a guy who once threw a tennis ball 150MPH, and their kids will be like “Totally! I’m a kid, so I believe everything my parents tell me because they’re grown ups and they know things. That’s awesome that that guy threw a tennis ball 150MPH.” Then like 20 years later, those kids will tell their kids and that their grandfather knew a dude who once threw a tennis ball 150MPH. And those kids will be like "Holy cow! That guy is so athletic and good looking!" And then those kids will tell their kids. And then those kids will tell their kids. Eventually, people will have no idea who I am or if I even existed; they'll just know that some dude threw a 150MPH baseball. Some people will be like, “Wait. I don’t really think that’s possible. That's like really fast …” But then everyone else will be like, “Don’t be so closed minded. Everyone knows that he threw a tennis ball 150MPH.”

Well guess what. I can’t throw a tennis ball 150MPH.

That’s religion.