So you can all stop sending me dirty messages and asking to be my slave. I'm all set, but thanks anyways.
Cindell Cindell
22-25, F
1 Response Aug 22, 2014

Haha, this is unfortunately so accurate.

Seriously! I'm browsing the "experiences" and it's more like a whole bunch of people who're hard up with a hard on, they're all "ask me dirty questions." Then, first thing this morning I get a message: "Can I be your slave?" Mmmm, I dunno...would you be willing to track down and throat-punch all the other guys on EP who message girls that question? Because that's about the only thing for which I need a slave.

Haha awesome! If only I could :).