Hope For The Future

Just as I was beginning to feel completely worthless and like a waste of space, a miracle happened! I was cleaning the mirror in the bathroom, and contemplating what a failure I am, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted it; a completely empty roll of toilet paper. I knew right then that I was the only person in the entire universe capable of fixing this situation. Words cannot describe how fulfilling it is to finally realize your purpose in life.

Thank you whoever used the bathroom last, you have given me hope for the future.
MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl
36-40, F
12 Responses Feb 29, 2012

Can you teach me how to do this? Idk still and Ive been trying!

Maybe when you're older...

But Im an old man at heart :O

Me too =O

O.o ummmm okayyyy


How does that even work?

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lol it's the little things, eh?

I guess there's hope for me too, after all ;)

U r all ****** mad!

Bit of a **** story u need 2 **** more!

i'll be sure to leave as many rolls of toilet paper empty as i can for now on :}

I just wanted to say you have a good sense of humor MynameisHurl

Thanks =] helps me get through the day.

I couldn't help laughing.. I was reading through your story, on the edge of the seat, waiting for something extremely spiritual, profound and mind boggling

Sorry =X

Damn, I feel useless now. I usually leave it empty

Hahahahaha, you must have a different purpose is all.

Still searching, thanks to you

it is good to be needed...isn't it!? ;) loved the read, funny and a tad of truth here.

Thanks, and yeah...=/

LOL!!.. nice.. rude peeps these days for sure... now the question is... did you place the roll feeding from the top or the bottom? :D

Bottom, of course! =]

Aww maaan!! figures! :D (it keeps going and going when you do that!) LOL!

simple. lol. and true. :D

Yep =]

Ahahahahahaha, I'm keeping that one =]