I Always Wanted to Be a 23 Year Old Perpetually Single College Sophomore Who Still Lives With My Mom. Not.
I so thought I was going to be a grad student at an ivy league (or at least top-notch) university by now. and with kids, and maybe even a husband. and with my own house, complete with indoor canals so that i can boat from room to room and go swimming whenever i felt like it.
okay, maybe the canals were scheduled to arrive sometime in my later twenties. so there's still hope for that. but that doesn't change the fact that i'm only just now getting a transfer associate's degree from a community college. transfering to Brown? hardly. try State U.
It's not so bad- it is the best Kentucky has to offer, after all. But oh, did I ever screw myself over in my senior year of high school.
I'd like to think I'm somehow better off being where I am now, though. Now I can live life without the pressure of anyone ever expecting anything of me. How thrilling!